Does anyone know why the butcher is always involved in drama?

He seems to always have a lot of beef.

Explanation: This joke uses wordplay involving “beef,” which refers both to the meat that a butcher sells and slang for conflict or drama. The humor comes from the clever connection between a butcher’s profession and the idea of being involved in disagreements, creating a fun pun.

What do you think?

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