Did you know that Einstein invented a new way to swim?

It was a stroke of genius!

Explanation: This joke plays on the phrase “stroke of genius,” which means a brilliant idea, and “stroke” as a swimming technique. The punchline humorously suggests that Einstein’s brilliance extended to inventing a new swim stroke.

What do you think?

Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, “I’ll have H2O, too.”

What do you call an animal that doesn’t follow it’s own advice?