Did you know that Albert Einstein was a real person?

All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist!

Explanation: This joke plays on the dual meaning of “theoretical.” While “theoretical physicist” refers to someone who studies abstract concepts in physics, the punchline humorously suggests the speaker thought Einstein himself was “theoretical,” as in not real, creating a clever and playful twist on the word.

What do you think?

The doctor said, “My God! You have animals living in tents in your brain!”

How does a Lego man measure his shoe-size?