Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?

It’s just nuts.

Explanation: This joke plays on the phrase “it’s just nuts,” which can mean both “it’s crazy” and refer to the actual diet of squirrels. The humor arises from the clever double meaning, suggesting that the diet is literally only nuts while also implying it’s a ridiculous or extreme diet, creating a fun twist.

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Why did the kleptomaniac steal all of the self-help books?

What do you get when you cross Superman with a kleptomaniac?