At my job interview they wanted to know if I perform under pressure.

I said, “No, but I’m pretty good with Bohemian Rhapsody!”

Explanation: This joke plays on the misunderstanding of “perform under pressure.” The interviewer is asking if the applicant can handle stress, but the applicant humorously misinterprets it as performing the song “Under Pressure” by Queen, cleverly responding with their ability to sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” instead.

What do you think?

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