An aspiring thief enters the theatre.

…and steals the spotlight.

Explanation: This joke plays on the phrase “stealing the spotlight,” which means to attract attention or focus away from others, often used in performance contexts. The humor arises from the literal interpretation, suggesting a thief not only enters the theatre but also takes away the spotlight, creating a funny visual of a thief stealing attention in a theatrical setting.

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My wife says she’s divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.

Interviewer: Why should we hire you as a waiter?