A man shows up to a gun fight with nothing more than a pencil and a piece of paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

Explanation: This joke uses clever wordplay on “draw.” The punchline humorously suggests that instead of bringing a real weapon to the gunfight, the man “draws” (sketches) a weapon with his pencil, creating an unexpected and funny twist on the situation.

What do you think?

Where do vampires get their stationery?

What kind of paper likes music?