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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

donation swimming

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My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.

What’s the hardest part of becoming a Buddhist monk?

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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

What do you think?

Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.

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How do painters swim?

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My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.

What’s the hardest part of becoming a Buddhist monk?

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A friend sat me down today and broke the news that he’s been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s.

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