What’s the only thing vegans are allowed to kill?

The conversation.

Explanation: This joke plays on the stereotype that vegans are strict about not harming animals or consuming animal products. The punchline, “the conversation,” humorously suggests that the only thing vegans can “kill” is a discussion about their dietary choices, implying that such conversations can become tedious or contentious. The humor comes from the clever wordplay, contrasting the serious nature of veganism with the lighthearted notion of social interactions.

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