What is a kidnapper’s favorite type of shoes?

White Vans.

Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “Vans.” While “Vans” refers to a popular shoe brand, it also refers to the vehicle, “white vans,” stereotypically associated with kidnappers in media, making the punchline darkly humorous through this wordplay.

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