Why is America bad at chess?

Of course, they are bad at chess because they lost both their towers.

Explanation: This joke uses dark humor and wordplay, referencing the 9/11 attacks where the Twin Towers were destroyed. In chess, “towers” refer to rooks. The punchline humorously connects America’s real-life tragedy to its supposed chess performance.

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