Men are like a good hardwood floor.

If you lay them really well, you can walk on them for 40 years.

Explanation: This joke humorously compares men to hardwood floors. The punchline suggests that if they are “laid” (a double entendre for both installing floors and sexual innuendo) properly, they’ll be dependable and last for decades, adding playful humor!

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