Did you hear about the psychiatrist and proctologist who opened a practice together?

They called it “Odds and Ends.”

Explanation: The joke plays on the different fields of the psychiatrist and proctologist. “Odds and ends” humorously refers to the mix of mental health and physical health specialties, implying they deal with various issues, both mental (odds) and bodily (ends), in their practice.

What do you think?

Keir Starmer, Angela Rayner & Rachel Reeves walk into a bar.

Why did the math textbook go to the psychiatrist?