What do you call a fight between squirrels?

A squarrel.

Explanation: This joke is a pun combining “squirrel” and “quarrel,” the latter meaning a fight or argument. The humor comes from the clever blending of the two words, creating “squarrel” to describe a fight involving squirrels, making it a playful and lighthearted play on language.

What do you think?

I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.

Just hired a kleptomaniac as an entertainer.