I’m a kleptomaniac who has a tendency to steal board games.

What can I say? I like to take Risks.

Explanation: This joke combines kleptomania (the urge to steal) with the board game “Risk.” The humor comes from the double meaning of “taking risks” in life and the game “Risk,” cleverly tying the speaker’s tendency to steal with their fondness for the game.

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