The average cloud weighs 1.1 million pounds.

It’s all water weight.

Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “water weight.” While it literally refers to clouds being composed of water droplets, it humorously suggests that the cloud is concerned about weight loss, as if it were a person.

What do you think?

A man went for a job interview today, at IKEA.

Does anyone know why the butcher is always involved in drama?