I’ve looked through all of my cookery books.

But cannot find the recipe for disaster.

Explanation: This joke plays on the common phrase “recipe for disaster,” which is usually used to describe a situation likely to go wrong. The punchline humorously takes the phrase literally, suggesting the speaker is searching through cookbooks for an actual recipe, creating a clever and lighthearted twist on the expression.

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