What do you call a hippo that can do magic?

A Harrypottermus.

Explanation: This joke is a fun play on the name “Hippopotamus” and “Harry Potter.” The punchline combines the two, humorously suggesting that a hippo that can perform magic would be called a “Harrypottermus,” creating a clever mashup of the famous wizard and the animal.

What do you think?

If hippopotamuses have very thick and tough skin, how do wildlife veterinarians give them shots?

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.