A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender asks, “Hey, what’s with the paper towel?”

The pirate says, “Argh, I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

Explanation: This joke cleverly combines pirate lingo with a pun. The punchline plays on “Bounty,” referring to the popular paper towel brand, and the pirate’s phrase “a bounty on me head,” meaning there’s a price on his head. The humor arises from the unexpected connection between a pirate’s plight and a household product.

What do you think?

Newton’s third law of Emotion.

We were watching a documentary on African wildlife.