Where do cow farts come from?

The dairy air.

Explanation: This joke is a pun on the phrase “derrière,” meaning “a person’s buttocks,” and “dairy air,” which humorously refers to cows. It’s funny because it connects cow farts with “air” in a playful, farm-related way.

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